Mme Hortense, together with her lifelong brief acquaintance, Madge, (Altona’s finest and slapper to the stars) wish to invite you, as a regular reader of this august organ, to the Annual Jammers Christmas Bash, to be held at the Gold Street Gossip Shop and Tea Rooms on Sunday 14th December.
The plan is a for a 1.00pm start with a spot of lunch, followed by an afternoon of ballad mangling, bossa bashing, bad blues and trainwrecks galore, in the finest traditions of the Jam. Stuff it, if you do turn up, you could even play a little jazz. Just don’t make a habit of it, as that sort of thing can frighten the horses, sets a bad example for the kiddies, and could lead to the downfall of Society As We Know It, if big boy Tony doesn’t get us there first.
We will be taking over the Atrium for the afternoon, and absolutely anyone is invited – you can tell it is going to be classy. ..